DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into theDIVORCE VS. MURDER by Deb-e-ann
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pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why
in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to
poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's
against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at
the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
(thank you Camelia :iconKmyGraphic: for doing this for me)
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